For nineteen of the last twenty years, I have been trying to create, invent, figure out the one thinga-ma-bob, widget gadget I could produce to succeed in my goal for early retirement. Well, low and behold all these years, there it was right in plain sight… One and Two!

Now for those of you who are not familiar with Occam’s razor; it is attributed to William of Occam in the 14th century. He was a logician and Friar monk who said “Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily”. Later refined by Sir Issac Newton as “We are to admit no causes of natural things than such as are both true and sufficient to explain their appearance”. Or as I would put it: if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it a duck…nuff said!

So how has all of this financed my retirement? Well this has led me to invent the newest business principals. I will teach these new principals all over the world (charging a large amount of money of course!). These are new wave, new world concepts! These do not have a text book, or a classroom. They are visually cued principals!

This will revolutionize any industry from the beleaguered auto industry to the next fire Chief, police Captain or EMS Chief! There are two parts to this principal..hence from now on called One and Two!

1) the decision process

2) the implementation process

With these two principals you cannot fail….just ask everyone who uses them now!

Forget the new vehicle replacement plan some shumck toiled over to created… need a new patrol car/ambulance/ fire truck… see One and Two! (patient pending).

Have an employee shortage… One and Two!

Now please don’t confuse this with the management principal of Its working..we need to change it! (That is addressed on page 33 of the future, widely unpopular, paperback version of How to Drive Away Customers and Fold Your Business).

I will give you this tried and true process… for FREE! Are you ready?

One the decision process: dog - tail
Dog-Tail

Two the implementation process: monkey-football
Monkey-Football
Must work… gets used alot by all kinds of agencies.

Oops hang on… I think the dog just got her tail!



Posted by Steve on December 2, 2008 | Permalink & Trackback